Alessia is a fur mom to two mischievous felines named Swayze and Grey (inspired, of course, by the stars of the classic 1987 hit film, Dirty Dancing). She lives on Long Island in a teeny, tiny apartment and is slowly turning into a crazy cat lady, overambitious plant-lover (read: killer), and skincare products hoarder. Send help and scratch posts . . . all of her furniture is slowly but surely being ruined.